Orgasm types...

Just wanted to share this funny mail I received from a friend of mine..

Sex in a boat = Oargasms,
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms,
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms,
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms,
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms,
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms,
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms,
Sex with a prostitute = Whoregasms,
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms,
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms,
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms,
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms ,
Sex while broke = Poorgasms,
Sex with a lion = Roargasms,
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms,
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms,
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms,
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms,
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms,
Sex with the ex-vice president = Al Goregasms,
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms,
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms,
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms,
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms,
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms,
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms,
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms,
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms,
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms,
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = Odorgasms,
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms,
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms,
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms,
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms,
Sex in an adult theatre = Hardcoregasms,
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms,
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms,
Sex with a competitive partner = Scoregasms,
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms,
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms,
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms,
Sex while flying = Soargasms,
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms,
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms,
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms,
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms,
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms,
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms,
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms,
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms,
Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms,
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms,
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms,
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms,
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms,
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms,
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms,
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms,
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms,
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms,
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms,
Sex without a climax = Nogasms.

Gosh! So many gasm's in one spot.